Fox news “comedy”

February 15, 2007

I guess this is Fox’s attempt at a Daily Show fake news program? I really hope they keep it on the air. Unintentionally funny and torturous at the same time. Does the right wing junta even know how to laugh? Apparently not.. judging by the use of the laugh track.. along with a live studio audience.

In honor of 1/31/07…

February 2, 2007

 Mooninites

The Mooninite random quote generator:

Ignignokt: Some would say that the Earth is our moon. Err: We’re the moon. Ignignokt: But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is ‘The Moon.’

Keep these gay bands off your stereo if you don’t want anyone in your family to catch the dreaded gay.

One of the many gems on this site (some of which seem to be from intelligent people taking the piss…. well done!).

“Dawkins, you and your atheist friends cannot win. America WILL become a Christian Republic even if we have to write a whole new constitution. Millions of us are dedicated to this righteous cause. We will suceed. And then we will invade godless countries like “Great” Britain and kill all of your heathens. First we need to take care of things at home and in the Middle East but we will get around to Europe. You Godless freaks will die but then you will roast in hell for infinite time. Goodbye you loser”

I guess Ailin Graef is the first success story in the online Second Life environment. She recently sat down for a CNET sponsered interview, during which a group of hackers bombarded her avatar with flying pink phalluses. Fucking genius! How long until we see the same group peddling Snow Crash, hmm? hmm? hmmm…

Best Sign EVER:

December 12, 2006

Worst Tattoos EVER

October 31, 2006

I’m not sure if this is the original article, but some of these tattoo atrocities are so far off the mark.. they’re almost (*almost*) good. Like the movie Gigli. I sat through that thing at a friend’s movie night gathering.. knowing it would be bad, but NOTHING could prepare me for the train wreck that occurred on every single frame of that POS. It was, in fact, so bad… I honestly think it came full circle.. back around to good again, and is in now my top 50 list of “must see” flicks (as long as you don’t pay for it =D )

He certainly seemed to know all the lyrics to Burning Inside.

They’ve been asked to remove 30,000 Japanese videos from the site, in the first mass content removal in its history. A damn shame, as some of the most entertaining things I’ve ever seen on YouTube are from Japan ( ie this )

Most (if not all) of the lines are from American film. How the hell did “Hasta la vista, baby” make one of the best one-liners though? Ugh. Maybe it’s just because I live in Cali.